Memes because I am bored

I.Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

I was doing this meme for the hell of it and wasn't gonna post it but:
"This model was not promiscuous, but neither was it wholly monogamous". DEAR LORD. I kind of hope this comes true.
(it's from the bio Young Romantics. I've only just started reading it so I don't know the context, which only makes it more hilarious)

II Because I have been reading fic as procratination, and that fic is mostly Sherlock and a regression to Doctor/Rose; a Sherlock and Doctor Who meme, from mrv3000

( Sherlock vs Doctor Who )

III. I had my last exam today and it went really well! It was the same professor as my other exam and at the end of both he said it had been good, which is really nice of him because it means a lot less anxiety. Now I only have to worry about the papers I handed in, and I was pretty pleased with them myself.
Classes start again in two weeks, so I plan to use the time to work on my thesis (and celebrate my birthday :D).